Jeremy Sterling

Compromised

Wednesday

This was turning into a disaster. Megan squirmed in her seat.

“ I'm a guy, you know? I like head, and Megan hasn't been willing to go down on me since our honeymoon. When we were dating, she was this champion fellatrix — then I put a ring on her finger, and it's bye-bye oral!”

Megan teetered between shame and anger, then decided she could choose both. She stopped hiding her face and glared at him, her cheeks crimson with mortification. How dare he?

She opened her mouth to speak, but Dr. Esmer held his hand up like he was cop directing traffic. “Hold on, Megan, I can see you want to speak and I promise you will get your chance. But right now we are listening to Eric.”

Megan crossed her arms in front of her chest, and seethed. This is an outrage. She turned her incinerating gaze to Dr. Esmer, and thought, In what field is your medical degree?

“ Keep going Eric. What else is troubling you about your marriage?” Dr. Esmer had this ingratiating look on his face, like he wanted to keep everyone happy. That ain't happening.

“ A lot of it is sex. Before we were married, and shortly after, we were fucking like minks. Now I am lucky if I get laid twice a month. Plus it's turned vanilla. Before the wedding she was opening up. She would attack me when I got home from work. I would wake up in the middle of the night and find her straddling me. We would go out on dates and she would surprise me by showing me she wasn't wearing underwear. On our honeymoon in Hawaii we had sex fifty feet from molten lava, on warm volcanic rock, with a tour group just barely out of sight. She used to give me lap dances. Now she never initiates. It's like I am begging for it.”

Begging won't be enough from this point, Megan thought to herself. She continued stewing as Eric continued his litany of Megan's marital sins, exposing all their secrets in front of this stranger.

“ She had promised me she would open up more after the wedding. I like to watch women masturbate, you know? It's hot. Megan would never do that. I wanted to try anal. 'Maybe after we are married', she said. That particular cork is still in the bottle.”

Dr. Esmer noticed Megan's discomfort, and addressed it. “Megan, I told you when we started. I have a unique method of marriage counseling. I promise to fix any marriage in one session, with a money-back guarantee, but only if couples are completely honest with me. We need Eric to say what is exactly on his mind.”